Take the first annual, Choose-A-Urinal Challenge!
 
 Men should ace this test (or suffer the wrath of men everywhere)...
 women are on their own.  But, there IS a code of the restroom that
 MUST be followed.
 
 The following is the urinal configuration in a sample men's room.
 
 An X above the number will indicate "in use."
 
 (Sample)
 |   |   | x |   |   | x |     indicates men are at stalls 3
 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |     and 6.
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 You are to identify correctly, based on urinal etiquette, at which
 stall you are to correctly stand. Good luck!
 
 
 
 
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   Easy Section
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 1)     |   | x |   | x |   |   |   (Stalls 2 and 4 occupied.)       | 1 | 2 | 3
 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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 Ans: 1 (easy).      6         It's the ONLY one to go to and every guy
                               instinctively knows this.
 
 
 
 2)     | x |   |   |   |   |   |   (1 occupied.)
        | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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 Ans: 2 (easy).      6         Stall 5 is acceptable, but you run a
                               greater risk of being next to someone
                               who arrives later.
 
 
 
 
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 Kind of Tricky Section
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 3)     |   |   |   |   |   |   |   (empty)
        | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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 Ans: 3 (kind of tricky).      1 or 6    You are tacitly saying, "I
                                         don't want anyone next to me."
 
 
 
 4)     |   | x |   | x |   | x |     (2, 4 and 6 occupied)
        | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
        -------------------------
 
 
 Ans: 4 (kind of tricky).      1    You're stuck being next to at
                                    least ONE guy, so you minimize the
                                    impact and get a wall on your left.
                                    NEVER go between TWO guys if you
                                    can help it.
 
 
 
 
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 Subtle, Tricky, But Important To Know Section
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 5)     |   | x |   |   | x | x |      (2, 5 and 6 occupied)
        | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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 Ans: 5 (HARD!).        4      Believe it or not,  1 and 3 "couple"
                               you with the guy in stall 2.
                               This differs from question 4 in such a
                               subtle way that the nuances cannot be
                               explained.  Suffice to say, only we men
                               would understand!
 
 
 
 
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 VERY Tricky Indeed Section
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 6)     | x | x |   |   | x | x |    (1, 2, 5 and 6 occupied)
        | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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 Ans: 6 (DAMN HARD!).     NONE!  You go to the mirror and pretend to
                          comb your hair or straighten a tie until the
                          urinals "open up" a bit more. If you have to
                          go REAL, REAL BAD...for god's sake,
                          man!...use a doored stall.
 
 
 Other parts of the Unwritten Code of the Urinals:
 
 -- NO Talking, unless it's a good friend... but even then, keep
    it terse and unemotional. This ain't no clubhouse.
 
 -- Absolutely NO touching of anyone else.  Even the slightest touch
    of another's elbow is of the highest offense.
 
 -- NO Singing.  Period.
 
 -- Glances are for purposes of acknowledgment only..."Yeah, I see
    you there. I will not look again."
