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                    I was just sitting and wondering,
              why the hell is it so hard to get a day off.

                    After numerous hours of thinking,
                    I finaly came up with the answer.


                           And this is it:


               Why you can't get a day off when you like!

                     So you wanna take a day off?
           Do you by any means know what you are asking for?
        The year has 365 days, but you are not working every day.
     During the 52 weeks of the year, you have 2 days off every week.
     This leaves you with 261 days. You have 16 hours off every day.
                 ... that makes 170 days in all.
           This leaves you with 91 days, that you can work in.
   Every day you take 1 hour for lunch, that adds up to 48 days in all.
         Now you are left with 43 days. You don't need to work on
            the 6 red days a year. Now there are 37 days left.
     Every day you take a coffeebreak of 10 mins. which makes a total
        of 11 days. This leaves 26 working days. Then you have 25
       days of holidays, and now there is only one single day left,
        you should understand by now why you can't take a day off.



                                 Zinko in the year of violence '97!



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|Why you can't get a day off when you like!|
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|          Zinko Figured it out!           |
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