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Devil Of Addonic! ____/\_______/\______/\______/\____ AnF! --\__//\\_ \_//\\_ \//\\_ \//\\_ \------ :::\// / /// / // / // / /\::::: :::/ \R \_ O_/ A / \R \_):::: :::\______\ /_____\____/__/\______\ /\:::: ::::\______\/_______\___\__\/\______\/ /:::: --------( The REAL Scene Magazine! )-------- The REAL scene mag Thu Sep 23 1993 Volume 1 : Number 03 ISSN 2004-062Z Editor: Lord Bellend ANTHROX NAME CHANGE Date: Wed, 08 Sep 93 05:42:36 PDT From: Manx Subject: File 1--Anthrox new name News reached us today from Anthrox management that they are to change their name - to increase popularity! "Put it like this," said Manx, "our popularity is going downhill, especially after Skol has quit to go to University. So its time for a name-change, very shortly we will be known as 'Adidas' - because they make good trainers!" "We are hoping by having the same name as a leading training shoe manufacturer, people will get us mixed up and then vote for 'Adidas' in the charts under 'Trainers', and we`ll get the credit." "We had plans to become 'Andrex', after the famous brand of toilet paper, but this wouldn't have helped us become more popular. Radar does like Andrex though, pink is his favourite colour!" he continued. Will Anthrox's attempt to get recognition work? We put it to Bezzzerk of Skid Row. "I don't see why it won't, after all we managed to get famous by naming ourselves after a famous rock group!" he remarked. *************************************************************************** MORE MENTAL HANGOVER II NEWS Date: Fri, 10 Sep 93 12:42:18 PDT From: Slayer Subject: File 2--Not mental? Will Mental Hangover II ever be released? This week the Roar team discovered further horrifying revelations. "There I was in the middle of a vector routine", said Slayer "and I forgot how to do a copperlist. It was so embarrassing, I didn't know what to do. Then I found myself writing a 2D starfield, I just didn't know where to look. Next came a vector cube. That was it, I deleted all my work so far and started again." "Can anyone remember how to do a sinescroller?" he added. We put it to Slayer that this could delay the release of Mental Hangover II. "Certainly not," replied Slayer, "it'll be out on time". Look out for it at the end if 1995! *************************************************************************** THE TRUTH ABOUT TAS OF WORLD OF TWIST Date: Sat, 11 Sep 93 14:23:02 PDT From: Rotox Subject: File 3--A wolf in sheeps clothing? Following the release of 'Moon' - a utility predicting the cycles of the Moon - coded by Tas of World of Twist, the Roar team decided it was time to investigate the reasons behind such a strange release. The trail led us to Tas's garden, where we found several dead animals in varying stages of decomposition. That was enough evidence for us. Our suspicions are proved. The reason Tas wrote such a program is because he is a WEREWOLF! Why else would he want to monitor the cycles of the moon? We asked hairy hippy and Heroin addict - Pazza of LSD - to remark on this. "He certainly has more hair than me if he is a werewolf", said Pazza. "And its not fair, its taken me four years to look like this and he can grow it overnight." We asked Saint of WOT to comment; "He certainly isn't a Werewolf" said World of Twist organiser Saint. "When I put my hand down The Artful Shriekers trousers, there was no hair, that proves it!" *************************************************************************** UNIVERSAL SOLDIER FORMATS BOARDS Date: Mon, 13 Sep 93 21:37:36 PDT From: Axe of Mystic Subject: File 4--Universal Soldier Yesterday, self-styled BBS hacker, Universal Soldier told the Roar team about his latest BBS hacks. "I'm pleased with myself this week, I've managed to take down 'Martyrium', 'Beyond Death' and 'Nirvana'. Mario - who claims to be running a protection racket where all sysops must pay him $20 a week or have their boards formatted - added "These guys didn't cough up," he added, "That'll teach them!" We put it to Universal Soldier that he was lying to us, and these boards went down for other reasons. As a test we gave him a 3.5" disk and asked him to format it. "Err, well I'm too busy right now to format it, maybe tomorrow, have you got a Amiga User Manual I can borrow?", was his reply. Look out for more Universal Soldier hacking, near you! *************************************************************************** THE RISE OF NAZI GROUPS Date: Tue, 14 Sep 93 04:32:02 PDT From: Dangermouse of Revenge Subject: File 5--Jackboot frenzy! With the sudden rise of fascist groups such as 'Zonkerkommando' and 'Combat 18', the Roar team decided to investigate this phenomena further. 2-Tuff of Crystal told us "Crystal is named after the infamous 'Crystalnacht', the Nazi night of destruction of Jewish owned buildings." Tantlos of Destiny said "We too jumped on the Nazi bandwaggon, hoping to gain fame from this. Destiny is named after the infamous 'Spear of Destiny', which is supposed to have occult powers. It was possessed by Hitler during World War II." Splatt! of Fairlight added "Not many people knew Hitler had a pet Poodle, actually he was a real nice guy, he bought a tartan coat for it and rubber bones and stuff. He realy looked after it well - its name was 'Fairlight'!" Probably the most surprising statement came from Axe of Mystic. "If you shuffle the letters of our name about a bit, remove some and add some it spells out 'We gas Jews." Quite a surprising statement! More Nazis exposed soon. *************************************************************************** CHERRY INVENT A NEW KIND OF TRAINER Date: Wed, 15 Sep 93 23:02:24 PDT From: Black Cat Subject: File 6--Cherry lost it! The training world was put into turmoil yesterday, when Cherry invented a new kind of trainer. The 'plus' option is to be replaced with the 'minus'. "We have invented the negative trainer" said Cult of Cherry. "We are now adding such hotkeys as: o lose a life o Run out of ammunition o Make level uncompletable o Don't get into the highscore table "This is revolutionising the training community", he added. "We got the idea from 'Global Overdose' who fell upon the idea of releasing the same trainer over and over for Emerald mine clones, we knew we could go a stage better, so we did!" Rumours have already reached the Roar team that Mystic are jumping on this bandwaggon, by adding the 'guru' hotkey, to their trainers. Anthrox are also working on a similar idea, but instead of restricting it to just trainers, they will be releasing cracks that load then guru after completing the first level, in fact they've already started! *************************************************************************** PARADOX AND FAIRLIGHT STILL NOT AT WAR Date: Fri, 17 Sep 93 27:25:24 PDT From: Pot Noodle of Anthrox Subject: File 7--No war II! Despite rumours, Fairlight and Paradox are still not at war. Roar was the first magazine to expose this, in our first issue (which is now rumoured to be a collectors item, exchanging hands in school playgrounds for as much as $50!). We asked both groups to comment. "It`s true," said Kitaro of Fairlight, "we are not at war, I admit Paradox are a stupid bunch of lamers, who couldn`t crack an egg, never mind a game, but there`s definitely not a war on between us!" "There`s no war between us and those lamers in Fairlight," said Chuckie of Paradox today. "Yeah, I know how useless they are, but that`s their problem, not ours. They just haven`t the guts to fight us, talk about spineless!" So there you have it, still no war between Fairlight and Paradox, remember where you read it first! *************************************************************************** A NEW GROUP IS FORMED - "GRAPEFRUIT;" Date: Sun, 19 Sep 93 14:56:26 PDT From: Judge Drokk Subject: File 8--Fruitmania The demo scene was set alight today by the formation of a new `Supergroup` called "Grapefruit;". ROAR magazine was fortunate enough to get exclusive interviews with key members of this exciting new group. Our first interview was with group founder member and manager, Lord Lucan. "We're not scared", claimed fugitive aristocrat Lucan. "We realise that our presence will upset the current balance of fruit-named demo groups, but we feel that we can set a new standard in vector cube intros". The group's members, headed by Lord Lucan, are as follows: Coding: Dr. Carl Sagan, Dr. Stephen Hawkings, geo-stationary satellite theorist Arthur C. Clarke and Kreator (ex-Anarchy). Graphics: Rolf "Stairway to Heaven" Harris. Music: Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Rick Astley. Swapper: Kevin Toms, author of "Football Manager". Universal Soldier has also joined as Grapefruit; World Modem Manager. He denied allegations that his homosexual tendencies would bring the group into disrepute. "Nonsense", said the self-styled elite board-hacker. "What I do with my sphincter has nothing to do with fruit", he added. We asked Dan of Lemon. for his opinion on the formation of another fruit- punctuated demo group. "Hah! Their choice of punctuation mark is pathetic" he said, "I mean, they cannot compete with our innovative choice of a full stop", he laughed. "I also doubt they can stand up to the pressure of a release schedule such as ours - even if it is only one release a year". When this comment was put to him, Dr. Stephen Hawkings said, "THEAY CAAAN LARRF ORRRRL THEEAY WAARNT". "IY HAARV PROGRAMMMED AY FIAVE-DYMENSHONARL VECTOOR CUUBE ROOTEEEN. WEEE ARR MORR AYLEEET", he dribbled. Famous demo group, Melon, and their rivals Nemol, are still debating whether or not to join forces and form a new group called, "Emnol:" or possibly "Lomne/". Eric Schwartz was unavailable for comment. *************************************************************************** HYDRO BUYS ADULT CHANNEL SMARTCARD Date: Tue, 21 Sep 93 20:29:12 PDT From: Sabine of Alpha Flight Subject: File 9--Sex View ROAR can reveal exclusively that Hydro of Anthrox secretly purchased an Adult Channel decoder card last week. Internal disputes have raged within the group for some time concerning the mental stability of Hydro, and the recent revelation that he had also subscribed to "Mammoth Mammaries Monthly" almost caused the group to split. "He wouldn't let me borrow any copies of it", complained Mungo. A ROAR correspondent challenged Hydro yesterday about his latest soft-porn channel acquisition and, after zipping up his trousers, he admitted the claim was accurate. "I had to do it", he sobbed. "I had been video taping the first 15 minutes of unscrambled transmission for two months and it just wasn't enough". "It was the preview of the "Lover's Guide" that tipped me over the edge", admitted Hydro. "I was too embarrassed to go out and buy the video from my local shop for $7.99, so I just had to pay the $50 subscription fee to watch it instead and pray I did not get caught naked in my front room by my mother". Hydro then attempted to bribe our correspondent with the offer of 5 video tapes of "Dish of the Day", but he politely declined. *************************************************************************** COSY OF DIGITAL - ANOREXIA CLAIMS Date: Wed, 22 Sep 93 04:06:58 PDT From: Cemi of Fairlight Subject: File 10--Slimmer of the Year? Today Cosy of Digital denied alligations that he is suffering from the slimmers disease, Anorexia Nervosa. "Fuck off", he said, "I don't have a problem with my weight, and I'm not going on a fuckin' diet either". The claims were made by Cemi of Fairlight, who insisted, "He used to have to turn sideways to go through doors, but since he started wasting away he just simply walks through them head on". "I was completely shocked when I last saw him. You can actually see that he has a neck", he added. These remarks come shortly after Cemi's earlier claims that Cosy was a stunt double for "Jabba the Hutt" in the sci-fi epic, "Return of the Jedi". Cosy remarked, "Trust that fuckin' shit-head Cemi to get it wrong. I was turned down for that one and took an acting part in "Jurassic Park" as the fat programmer". Steven Spielberg refused to take part in our interview for medical reasons. *************************************************************************** _ _ ROAR STATEMENT (oOOOOOo) Our mascot OO·. . OO called Patsy Date: Thu, 23 Sep 93 14:20:09 PDT O( <> )O the Lion From: Roar Team °O\_l_/O° (is ThiS a Subject: File 11--More Roar `-' cLue?) Look out for the next issue of ROAR coming in around two weeks, we are still looking for more cool asciis, so Ascii artists please add them to your collections, thanx in advance. Thanx to ANF who was kewl enough to include a ROAR ascii in his latest collection, appreciated bro! Do more! If you want to write for this mag, contact me, you know who I am if you are truly elite! 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