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Un-Releastic: "I have never played a game I didn't like." -Stu Pid Fewl Realistic : "This game sucks!" -Ionizer ____________ News Updates *An informed mind mind knows a lot more garbage than an ============ *uninformed mind, so always read this section! -Here's what many of you have requested: "Filenames!" They are now their, listed right under the diz for your conveinence. -Another thing you requested: "Get rid of those lame ass Mac coming soon listings!" Poof, they are gone! -I will be on vacation for a while, so TGR will not be out for another 2 weeks. All of the win95 games will be reviewed, and depending on the # of games put out, I will use discretion in what I do or don't review when I get back. So understand that the next TGR after this will be on Sept 1, 1996. -Things to look for: Coming soon, another hit parody song; "Gamer's Paradise" A ripoff of Coolio's `Gansta Paradise' and Weird Al's `Amish Paradise'. Guaranteed to make you laugh enough to lose 5 pounds or you're download back! ============================================ HOW TO GET THIS MAGAZINE ON A REGULAR BASIS: -------------------------------------------- (WHERE and WHEN can I GET The Game Review? The Game Review (c) Ionizer, will) (be released every SUNDAY, and can be obtained by /m ionizer xdcc send #1) #1 TGR Web Page: http://ns2.clever.net/~ionizer (Note: Contains all issues and is always up to date.) #2 E-Mail AUTO Responder: Just write mail to tgr@inforelay.com . (Note: Only for the NEWEST TGR out.) #3 Other magazines are free to use TGR in their magz. Simply notify me about it first. Currently RCN contains TGR! NOTE: THERE IS NO MAILING LIST OF ANY KIND! =========================================== - * - * - * - * - * * - * - * - * - * - GAME REVIEWS, RATINGS, UN-BIASED OPINIONS, HELP/TIPS FOR INSTALLING GAMES! [][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] -Rating scale: (0-19)/100 = In a nutshell, it sucked! (20-39)/100 = Still crap but slightly better. (40-49)/100 = Possibly worth downloading. (50-69)/100 = Pretty decent game. Might want to check it out. (70-79)/100 = Worth the download if you like that type. (80-89)/100 = Very good, 9 outta 10 its worth the download. (90-99)/100 = Excellent game, a MUST download. 100/100 = HOLY SHIT I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER GAME! RATINGS are based on the game idea, graphics, sound, playability, ingenuity, versatility, and a lot of other words ending in `ity'. These games are based on what happens on MY COMPUTER ONLY, unless stated otherwise. I always first follow nfo directions, and if those don't work or are not available, I then try other ways. So just b/c it doesn't work for me, doesn't mean it won't work for you. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -<*><*> THE GAME REVIEW <*><*>- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ========================= Star Turtle H.C.J [24/24] (c) Sony ========================= -Filenames: STRTLT??.ZIP This is one of the stupidest, most drugged out shit I've ever seen. The entire thing is just a .mov/.crap of Harry Connick Jr. and this satanic talk- ing turtle who comes from another planet and Harry Connick Jr. saves the fucking turtle's species and shit. I think H.C.Jr was on that "tar heroine" around the time he made this fucking crap. The whole thing is stupid, H.C. takes this reptile turtle around to discos and shit, and the turtles back begins to glow greener and brighter, it's really stupid. I've never seen a more fucked up thing in my life. The only reason I would tell you to download this was if you wanted a good laugh at some crazy shit, or if you're whatever state that is prosec- uting H.C.Jr for drugs, and want to use this as evidence against him. RATING: 22/100 The Gene Machine (C) Virgin [x/42] & Gene Machine (c) Virgin [xx/37] _____ _____ ____ _____ ____________ & _ ________________________ _____ ___ \_ | \ \/ / _ /__\_ \_/ _ & \\_____ \_____ \_____ \/ . \\___ | _ \_ \ _/ \ \ __/___/ | / & dZG/\ __// _ |/ ____/. | \/\ |___| |____|___/ /_\ \___|____ & _/ \ \/ /_ _/ /_ | ! _/ \ ::d|___|::::::.\___/.:.\___\::::::: & \____\ \______\_________|_____\____ -Filenames: HBD-GM??.ZIP & =======\___/===ù1911ùCDùDIVISIONù==== -Filenames: GMACH-??.ZIP This game just sucks. The intro takes fucking forever, because it's this old ass English fellow yapping away to his fucking butler on a train to England. It's an adventure game, talk to this person, listen to unstimulating conversation, and if you manage to stay awake you win! The graphics are cartoonish like on a shitty cartoon like background. I don't really care if the Brit's did like this one, but it ain't my cup of tea and I doubt it will be yours either. It's not worth your time or effort. If you refuse to list- en to me and get this one, make sure you get the .ini fix too. RATING: 31/100 ______________ ____________ \________ `\_______ `\ . -----| .|______|-| | |---- | | | ______ | | | | | | |`> \ | | | | |____| |/ /_| | |___| . \____________/\___________/`[bd] coredump proudly presents ... CRUSADER, NO REGRET (C)ORIGIN [xx/25] + MUSIC ADDON/FIX (C) ORIGIN [xx/06] -Filenames: CD-RGT??.ZIP, CD-RSND??.ZIP Crusader is back, and improved. While you may go and call this Crusader 2, it's really a little stretch to do that. This game is pretty much exactly like the original, except a few minor improvements, new levels, different exclamations from the enemies, smarter artificial inteligence of the enemies, and limits on your animation (bad). While some of you remember this game as "that one you could blow up everything in" you will soon find this one loses some of that fun because of the fact that you are limited on ammunition of even your main gun. For those who didn't play the first one, the game idea is simple. It's a 3D overview of rooms, you walk around, shoot people, shit that you wish you could do in real life. You have tons of weapons to pick up, and so many things to blow up, you could spend your entire life blowing up every single thing. If you liked the first one a lot, then I still reccomend gett- ing this one, although it just isn't as good and simple as the first one. If you thought the first one was so-so-good, then well you really don't need to check this one out, because it isn't much different. I would have thought they could have made some more improvements to the game, add some better features, and improve it a little more than they did. When you hit "s" it also will make an annoying beep sound (it gets annoying trust me) if there is nothing to use it for. Also, they didn't really improve on the game engine, which although good, could have used some bug-like fixes. Still a great game, make sure ya get the save game fix (which is just a stupid .com file to make a dir "savegame" in your game dir), and the music addon for music. Oh, one more thing, the install.exe you are supposed to run to set the sound, it takes quite a while to load, so don't go rebooting your machine when all it does is sit their for about anywhere from 10-20 seconds with a black screen, the regret.exe will also take quite a while to load up, just be patient. Also, there are some rumors about this being a `beta'. As far as I can tell, the game runs fine, exactly like the first did, and there really is NO PROOF that this is not the final. Oh and ONE more thing, on level 1, at one pt in time you will be given a code #121 for those keypads, the correct # is really #122, I don't know if the game was designed to do that, but it's not #121. RATING: 81/100 GENERAL CHAOS ][ (C) SEGA PC [22/22] -[10/08/96]------------------------- íí ííííí ííííí # # # # Australian ---- -- ---- Elite # # # # Force ç ç ççççç ç[g!] -[10/08/96]------------------------- -Filenames: AEFCG2??.ZIP Fucked up 2nd zip, screwed up .bat, and pretty much fake and/or not working. RATING: NA/100 GENE WARS (c) BULLFROG/E.ARTS [xx/29] _ ________________________ _____ ________ _ \\_____ \_____ \_____ \/ . \\_____ \\ dZG/\ __// _ |/ ____/. | \/\ __/ _/ \ \/ /_ _/ /_ | ! _/ \ \ \____\ \______\_________|_____\____\ \_ =======\___/===ù1911ùCDùDIVISIONù======\___/ -Filenames: GENEWR??.ZIP You travel from planet to planet looking to start life by research and minor building. It's sim city in some ways and sim city in the other ways . You are given two scientists who have specific tasks to follow on different planets. You must cultivate the land and shit and grow weird mutant combos of plants and animals. It's tough to get going in the game, but if you're willing to give it a shot, it has some potential. I wasn't getting any sound during the game, but I got it in the little intros. The gfx are your usual land layout, with actual depth to it, not just flat. Be sure to run the genewars.bat and not just the gw.exe, b/c the .bat has some switches to take off the mouse position in the top left and some other shit. The game wasn't too exciting, and will take hours to learn the little itty bitty details to go along with it. I just hit `s' on the first level and it said level comp- leted and moved me on to the next one, so if you're bored of a task you can always do that. Anyway, only get if you are desperate for a sim city like game. RATING: 52/100 Three Skulls of Toltecs [31/31] _ ________________________ _____ ________ _ \\_____ \_____ \_____ \/ . \\_____ \\ dZG/\ __// _ |/ ____/. | \/\ __/ _/ \ \/ /_ _/ /_ | ! _/ \ \ \____\ \______\_________|_____\____\ \_ =======\___/===ù1911ùCDùDIVISIONù======\___/ -Filenames: 3SKULL??.ZIP Here's an adventure game for the kiddies. It takes place in a western setting with a beginning shootout on wagons. The graphics are all cartoon animation. The game has the typical "use/walk/talk/open/look" features you use. The conversations are pretty boring and stupid and simple minded. Like a man will talk about something, then your next question could be from a choice like "Who is ". Then the guy blabbers on and you ask more detailed questions. It's just pretty damn boring, not funny, and sketchy story line. The sound was fucked too for me. Overall it's a pretty basic adventure game geared a little more toward `dem yoots'. RATING: 55/100 ==================================== Demented Dimensions BBS Presents: Crosswords Plus v2.0 for Windows 3.1 An okay crossword game, if you like crossword games. [1/1] ==================================== -Filename: CRSWRPL2.ZIP I wish I found this last year when I needed to make my own Crossword puzzle for school. This thing will create one for you, and it's very good for extra credit and shit if you make a poster out of it. But still, this is crosswords and they suck. So here's a crossword puzzle I made: C R B O R I N G S S U C K S W O G A R B A G E R D E S T U P I D - S H I T A RATING: 24/100 D ================================= Demented Dimensions BBS Presents: WordQuest v2.0 for Windows A so-so wordfinder game, if your into those kind of games. [1/1] ================================= -Filename: WRDQST2.ZIP Well this is pretty much the same thing as the Crossword one, except it's the one where you find the word, not figure it out. Same options, same crap. I made another puzzle using this: z z z z T H I S z z z z z z z I S z z z z z A z z z z z W A S T E z z z z z z Z O F z z z z z F U C K I N G z z z z z z z z T I M E z z z z z D O N T z z z z z z z z B O T H E R z z z z U N L E S S z Y O U z z z N E E D z z z z z I T z z z z z z z z z z z z R A T I N G : 2 4 / 1 0 0 z z z z z z z z z z z z z z Duke Nukem 3D Addon Vol. 2 [02/02] __ . __ . __ . .,s$ý'`$@s.: .sý"'"ýs,. :.,,sý"''$$@..: :.$$$$s, `ý"' $$$ $$$s @$$$ ,. s$$$:: ,$$$$ : .::.:`ý$@. s$$$ý.ýÓ$$.`"ýý"''. :`""ýÓ :. : .. `"ýýÓý"' :.:`ý$s,,@$$s : [ - f U L L T H R O T T L E - ] -Filenames: FOE-DNA?.ZIP Another collection of .map files, 211 to be precise, 200 of which you probab- ly already have from another collection. Stop putting these out, they are getting lame, especially when everyone has all of them. RATING: 16/100 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*> WIN '95 REVIEWS <*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- THE $$ gg $$ $$Pg. j$"$c $$""" ::::: $$ $ $$ gg $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ ::::: $$ $ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ $$ggg ?$g$g$P $$ $$ $$ $$g$$ gg $$ mc ------------------- $$ gg $$ $$ $$ --- Reviews from pAth0s... ?$g$P ?$g$P GR! W95GR #6&7 -For the freedom to choose what we leech! HA! About time someone sent me a decent logo.. I was beginning to think that you guys actually LIKED the old one :) Big thanks to mordecai for the skee! !#! SEND ME MAIL NOW!! pathos@ns2.clever.net !#! --- Testers System info --- Hardware: p-90, 16M ram, 512k cache, Diamond 64 2m Dram, Awe32, 17" ADI, EIDE Software: 95 Oem Service Release 2 beta4 (includes directX2, and stuph) All the latest drivers for the above hardware. --- Ratings/Points System --- 100-90= LEECH IT OR DIE! 89-70= Check it 69-50= Ehh maybe 49-30= Prolly not 29-1= Shitzville!! 0= Don't Work _____________________ __________ _____________________ ** Note: Due to the fact that trying to play Astrorock last week to review for Ionizer, who said he couldn't get it to work, crashed my system while this was loaded in Uedit, I had to rewrite this from scratch, about 30 minz before release time. HELLBENDER (C) MICROSOFT [xx/22] UUUšššš UšššššUUUšššš š á áUUUUá £_š _UU UUU_UUáUU_UUU UUUUUU _UUš UUUUY ø U ø UU UUUUUUšUU UUU UUYUUU šUUUU UUUYáš _Y _UU áUUU šš UUUš UUU UUUUUýU UUUš ááššUá øøø UUUY _UU UU UUU øø UUU UUU_UUUUáá šššýááýšš UUUUš ááUUááá ššš áUUUáááá á šššááá áááš UUUUáá UU r e f l u x ! øø áá á ŽŽŽŽŽŽ ŽŽŽŽŽŽŽŽŽ-- - -Ž -ŽŽŽ-Ž ** FixNotes: RLX released a fix (which isn't needed, just follow these dirs) All you need to do is to move \hellbend to \hellbender by either using the move command in WinDos or renaming it in the Explorer. I waited till this was out for a while to play it. People have been calling this Terminal Velocity II. Don't think so. TV was at least somewhat controll- able with my gravis pad. The controls on this suck if you use a gamepad type of controller. I plugged in the ole MS Pro stick and it was just a little better. It is the same type of game as TV though. Decent grafix, but even better music. I had my stereo turned up a little loud from listening to some tunes before, and when this thing started playing I thought it was gonna pop a woofer. Strong shit! The voice was done pretty well too. All the usual features: joy config, detail levels, sound config, etc.. I dunno though, this game didn't really interest me a whole lot for some reason. Prolly cuz of the oversteering problem. It does support rudder controls if you have that capa- bility, which made it a little bit more controllable, but I still couldn't fly this very well. ** Points: 70 -Mainly due to not being able to aim at shit cuz it moves too fast. _____________________ __________ _____________________ _========================================_ The pAth0s Casino for Win95! Reg'd casino games from UltiSoft Lucky Stars v4.3 Cherry Delight v4.3 Paradise Slots v1.2 Jackpot Slots v1.2 DoubleDynamite Video Slots v1.2 Extreme Slots v1.2 Real Video Poker v4.1 Real Video Blackjack v4.1 Noisy Video Blackjack & Poker [08/08/96] [xx/05] _=========================================_ A little collection of reg'd shareware video casino games. Some of em aren't too bad, and would be something to play while leeching a few megz at 28.8. There's a couple of 8 payline slots, a couple 1 payline slots, and a couple of video poker games. There's a few options to speak of, one of them being auto- play, where you can set a value and it'll only stop when you win that much or more. There's also other special payoffs and doublers in most of these. Not gonna talk too much about this ware, I think most of us know what slots and poker are :) ** Points: 35 -If you're not into the video gambling thing. 74 -If you are, or need something small to play with. _____________________ __________ _____________________ ** Note: This is the single 95 game released this week: GEX (c) Crystal Dynamics/MicroSoft [XX/19] for Windows 95 *** Note: The HBD Setup is on disk 19! *** _____ _____ ____ _____ ________________ \_ | \ \/ / _ /__\_ \_/ _ \ | _ \_ \ _/ \ \ __/___/ | / / |___| |____|___/ /_\ \___|_______/ ::d|___|::::::.\___/.:.\___\:::::::::: -Filenames: HBDGEX??.ZIP Here's what HBD had to say about this: "Hello fellow pirates! This time we bring you a kewl platform game, where you take on the role as GEX, lizardrious but not too green! Basically, you start out by choosing a TV-station. Then you must choose a channel on this particular TV-station (channel=level!). Then you're off to run around whopping zombies with yer sturdy tail! WHIP WHIP WHIP! You can also climb walls 'n shit (like any GEX lizard!). This game was first out on the SEGA Saturn (I think!), and this is an exact port to the PC. We recommend that you play it on a P133 with 32MB of ram and a Matrox MGA card. Latah!" This is a pretty cool game. I think this was the very first playstation rom I ever popped in the console, not sure. The only differences between this and the one for the psx was this one is missing Gex's little phrases that he says at certa in times throughout the game, no big deal though. You'll have to have a fast system though, it ran slightly slow on mine. Maybe due to the fact I was running in 64k color mode @ 800x600 oh, and my grafix card ain't cuttin it no more (I'm gonna start the "Donations for pAth0s's Matrox" Fund.) Other than that, all of the sound fx are here. I thought I might've ran into a little problem though, it seemed to take forever to load up the stage select after completing a level, I paused, then unpaused, and it went back right after. So if it hangs on you at the end of a level, try pausing and unpausing. The gfx were pretty decent for a scrolly adventure. All the usual options, keyboard config, joy config, sound, and window size. This is prolly the best PSX port I've seen yet, but then again, there haven't been that many. ** Points: 81 -Should keep you busy for a while, and not 1.02e22 disks long. _____________________ __________ _____________________ Just say NO! to the facist war on WaReZ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>THE GAME OF THE WEEK<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- This week's goes to the game whose original was Action Game of the Year in some magazine that they print on that stuff, what's it called again, oh yeah that paper stuff. Anyway, congratulations to COREDUMP for their release of CRUSADER: NO REGRET and for not screwing it up totally, and coming out with the fixes slightly quick. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>OTHER RELEASES<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Peter and The Wolf (TFT, old dupe) -Striker '96 Minimized Version (HSY, just smaller) -Sports Pinball Hockey Edition (Mantis, this single table was released by (Epic in a 3 table pack of sports games) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>UPCOMING RELEASE DATES<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -All projected dates are as of AUGUST 16TH 1996, 8:15am (EST) and based on store release dates. The info. in this section is updated WHEN AVAILABLE. Key to system types: DCD = DOS CD WCD = Windows CD HCD = Windows/Mac. CD W95CD = Win 95 CD W3 = Windows Disk W953 = Win 95 Disk D3 = DOS Disk Date | Name of Game | OS | Company ----------------------------------------------------------- 96/08/19 FNL FURY 1-4 DCD MINDSCAPE 96/08/20 TROPHY CASE DCD SIR TECH 96/08/20 MANIC KARTS DCD VIRGIN GAMES 96/08/21 MEGA RACE 2 DCD MINDSCAPE 96/08/22 NFL QB CLUB 97 DCD ACCLAIM 96/08/22 STRIKER 96 DCD ACCLAIM 96/08/24 AZRAEL TEAR DCD MINDSCAPE 96/08/26 ALBION DCD BLUE BYTE 96/08/26 AGE RIFLES DCD MINDSCAPE 96/08/26 SILNT HTR PATL DCD MINDSCAPE 96/08/27 Z DCD VIRGIN GAMES 96/08/27 POWERSLAVE DCD PLAYMATES INTERACTIVE ENT 96/08/27 ERADICATR DEMO DCD WEA VIDEO 96/08/28 QUAKE SHWR DCD ID SOFTWARE 96/08/29 DEADLOCK DCD WEA VIDEO 96/09/01 DEADLY SKIES DCD JVC COMPANY OF AMERICA 96/09/01 BULL FROG PK DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS 96/09/01 GOLF NICK P DCD GT SOFTWARE 96/09/01 AD&DCORERULESDCD TSR 96/09/01 DUNGON KEEPR DCD ELECTRONIC ARTS 96/09/01 HIST WORLD DCD AVALON HILL 96/09/02 DEADLY GAMES DCD SIR TECH 96/09/05 ALIEN TRIL DCD DIGITAL PICTURES 96/09/09 HIND DCD INTERACTIVE MAGIC 96/09/15 MAST/ORION 2 DCD SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE 96/09/15 MAGIC GATHER DCD SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE 96/09/15 OVER REICH DCD AVALON HILL 96/09/17 ASSASSIN 2015 DCD WEA VIDEO 96/09/24 BEDLAM DCD GT SOFTWARE 96/09/30 WAR GMES COLL DCD MINDSCAPE 96/09/30 STL PANTHRS 2 DCD MINDSCAPE 96/09/30 BLOOD/MAGIC DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS 96/10/01 BARB DESN REFL WCD MATTEL 96/10/01 BARBE STRY MKR WCD MATTEL 96/10/01 BTLCRSR 3000 DCD TAKE 2 INTERACTIVE 96/10/01 SCENERY ITALY DCD WIZARD WORKS 96/10/15 NCAA BASKETBLL DCD GTE INTERACTIVE MEDIA 96/10/29 STAR GENERAL DCD MINDSCAPE 96/10/29 TIMELAPSE DCD GTE INTERACTIVE MEDIA 96/11/01 JETFIGHTR III DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS 96/11/01 VR BASEBALL DCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS 96/08/19 POLITICARDS HCD MASQUE 96/08/20 CHESSMATES TCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS 96/08/27 DEVO:SMART HCD WEA VIDEO 96/10/01 MOTHER GSE LRN HCD MATTEL 96/10/01 FSHRPRCE PARNT HCD MATTEL 96/10/01 SIDWNDR GAMEPAD MICROSOFT 96/08/15 LIGHTHOUSE TCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC 96/08/15 TRIV PURSUIT WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE 96/08/19 PSD DXIII WCD BRODERBUND 96/08/19 CIVIL WAR:LEE WCD SIERRA-ON-LINE INC 96/08/19 MUPPETS TRSR WCD ACTIVISION 96/08/19 NECRODOME SHR W5CD MINDSCAPE 96/08/20 DAGGERFALL DCD BETHESDA 96/08/24 DUKE NUKEM 3D WCD WIZARD WORKS 96/08/26 WOOD SHIP MEN WCD AVALON HILL 96/08/27 MUMMY WCD INTERPLAY PRODUCTIONS 96/08/30 TRPMKR 97 WCD RAND McNALLY 96/08/30 STREETFND 97 WCD RAND McNALLY 96/09/01 HTWHL TOY CAR WCD MATTEL 96/09/15 ENCARTA97 DX WCD MICROSOFT 96/09/16 SCRABBLE WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE 96/09/24 MON NIGHT FB WCD DISNEY SOFTWARE 96/10/01 BARBE PRN&PLY WCD MATTEL 96/10/01 BARBIE DESIGN WCD MATTEL 96/10/01 NOIR WCD CYBERDREAMS 96/10/01 OTHELLO WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE 96/10/14 ULT YAHTZEE WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE 96/10/14 CLUE WCD HASBRO INTERACTIVE 96/10/22 9 WCD GT SOFTWARE 96/10/29 COLLEGE FTBL WCD DISNEY SOFTWARE 96/11/01 HOT WHEELS MOUSE WCD MATTEL 96/08/19 PSD ENSIII W5C BRODERBUND 96/08/19 MORT KOMBT 3 W5C GT SOFTWARE 96/08/19 OLYMPIC SOCC W5C U.S. GOLD INC. 96/08/19 MARATHON 2 W5C BUNGIE SOFTWARE 96/08/19 TIME COMMANDO W5C ACTIVISION 96/08/26 DESTINY W5C INTERACTIVE MAGIC 96/08/26 FREE ENTERPRSE W5C BRODERBUND 96/08/30 MECH 2 MERCS W5C ACTIVISION 96/09/01 NEVERHOOD W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/01 REAL TROUBLE W5C U.S. GOLD INC. 96/09/09 NECRODOME W5C MINDSCAPE 96/09/15 CINEMANIA 97 W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/15 GREET WKSHP W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/15 MS PICTURE IT W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/15 DEADLY TIDE W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/15 PUBLISHER 97 W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/15 DIE HARD TRL W5C FOX VIDEO 96/09/16 DRK SUN:ONLINE W5C MINDSCAPE 96/09/20 HEXEN W5C GT SOFTWARE 96/09/20 ENCARTA 97 STD W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/24 STAR CONTR 3 W5C WEA VIDEO 96/09/24 WARWIND W5C MINDSCAPE 96/09/27 DIABLO W5C DAVIDSON 96/09/27 WRLD ATLS 2.0W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/27 AUTOMP ST +5 W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/27 AUTOMP ST+DX W5C MICROSOFT 96/09/27 AUTOMP TRP5.0 W5C MICROSOFT 96/10/01 STR TRK GEN W5C SPECTRUM HOLOBYTE 96/10/01 DOMINION W5C 7TH LEVEL 96/10/02 WESTWORLD 2000 W5C SIMON & SCHUSTER 96/10/15 REVERENCE W5C CYBERDREAMS 96/10/21 HYPERBLADE W5C ACTIVISION 96/11/01 TERRACIDE W5C U.S. GOLD INC. 96/11/12 TITANIC W5C GTE INTERACTIVE MEDIA 96/11/18 BATTLESHIP W5C HASBRO INTERACTIVE 96/11/18 RISK W5C HASBRO INTERACTIVE 96/12/01 DEATHTRP DNG W5C U.S. GOLD INC. 97/01/01 MINDWARP W5C MAXIS 97/03/01 MORTIFICATOR W5C PLAYMATES INTERACTIVE ENT ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>CORRECTIONS<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Looky looky here, no corrections. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- THIS MAGAZINE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, CONDONES THE PIRATING, STEALING, OR ANY OTHER ILLEGAL MEANS OF OBTAINING SOFTWARE. I AM IN NO WAY RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR ACTIONS AS A RESULT OF READING THIS MAGAZINE, NOR HAVE I DONE ANYTHING ILLEGAL TO OBTAIN THE REVIEWED GAMES. IF YOU LIKE HOW THE REVIEW OF A GAME SOUNDS THEN BY ALL MEANS PURCHASE IT AND SUPPORT THE SOFTWARE COMPANY. ANY AND ALL MAGAZINE GROUPS HAVE PERMISSION TO USE THIS IN THEIR MAGAZINE, AS LONG AS IT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED IN ANY WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM, AND YOU HAVE OBTAINED MY WRITTEN EMAIL PERMISSION. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- <*>CLOSINGS<*> ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -There was lot of "Gene*" stuff out this week eh? GENEral Chaos 2, GENE Wars, and GENE Machine. Just something to think about next time you're uh, next time your... uhh... fuck I don't know when you'd have to think about that. -That's it for this week, hope it was of help. -Ionizer (The Game Reviewer) Comments/Complaints send to ionizer@ns2.clever.net (NO GAME REQUESTS) .a$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$a. $$' . `$$' `$$ ' `$$' s `$$ $' $ $$ $ $$ a a $$ $ $$ $ $ssss$$ $ $$ $ $ $$ $ $$ $ o $$ $$ $ $ $$ sssss$$ $. $ $$ $ $$ $ $ $$ $ $$ $$. $ ,$$ $ $$ $ $ $$. $ ,$$ $$&@%o%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&@%o%@&$$$ $$' o '$$$ $ $$' s `$$ `$$$$$ $$ $ $$$ $ $$ $ $$ $o $$$$$ $$ $ $$$ $ $$ $ $$ ~' o$$$$$ $$ $ $$$ $ $$ sssss$$ %. ^$$$$$ $$ $ $$$s s$$ $ $$ $$ $$$$$ $$. $ ,$$$$@. .@$$$. $ ,$$ $$ $$$$$ `$$&@%o%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$&@%o%@&$$$$$$$$$$$$$$hd' Copyright 1996 Ionizer Inc. #167A939