.________________________________________________________. __ | | /_/\ ___|__¦______ ______________¦_______________________ _ _/\_|______ \_\/ \· | /_\______ /· | \_______ _ / /_________ o/ +: \\ | / ______// \ / // / / / // :o \_______/______| /______|______\________/________ /________ / .· | ¦ \/ | \/ | | . | U P H O L D T H E L A W | | | ______/\_|_______¦____ __________ _____ _____ _____ /\ _____ \ _ o _ / | ·\ / ___ / / /____/o /___\ _ / \ / \// \/ \\/ _____/ / / // /\ \\ / \ / /_________\_____|______\_______ / /________ /____________\___/\___/ | ¦ \/ \/ |Sk¡n |________________________________________________________| dA uLTiMaTe dEMo BBS for: aMiGa · pC · cONSoLe · aScII ( c64, aTaRi & aRCHiMEdEs sOOn ) ReMeDy wHQ (Amiga) · x-FiLEs nEWs sTaTiOn iLLuSiON dIStRiBuTiON SiTe (Amiga) · cONtRa gHQ (ASCII) sUPeRiOr aRt cReATiONs dIStRiBuTiON SiTe (PC) aNACoNDa wHQ (PC) · U.D.O. wHQ (Amiga) sEArCHiNg fOr mORe gRoUPs! eSpEziAllY c64, aTaRi aNd aRChiMeDEs! dA sYSOPs aRe: Node 1 : Node 2 & 3 : USR V34+ Modem rAMSeS Euro ISDN +49-(0)30-47411057 && +49-(0)30-47411058 pASo sTiLL uNDeR cONsTRuCTiOn! sOon aLL dEMoS eVEr rELeASeD oNLiNe! ___ ___ .------------------------------------------------------------\\/----\\/-----. | _______ _ _________ _________ _ ¯ ¯ | | _\ ____(___ _\\\____ /_\ ______///_ | | fASTEST! | \ | `/ \_________ | wE`VE nO! | | | _ | | _ \/ | | | dEMO bOARD | \\\_ _/// | gAMES bUT | | ¯\_ | | _/¯ | | iN gERMANY `---------'-----------`-------dG'  pERFECT fUN | | | | - -+×X- L·O·S E·N·D·O·S B·B·S ! -X×+- - | | _________ _ _ _________ _ _________ _ _________ _________ _ | | _\ ______///_\\\ _ /_\\\____ /_\\\____ /_\ ______///_ | | | _)----. | | `/ | `/ \_________ | | | | _ | | | / | | _ \/ | | | | \\\_ | | _/ | _/// | | | ¯\_ | | | \ | | _/¯ | | `m!-------'-----|_____|----\______|-----------`---------' | | | `------------. .------------' !¯¯ uPLOADTIME: 20:53:33 uPLOADDATE: 15-Sep-96 ¯¯! | | | uPLOADER: eXON! /[^] RIOT^JRM [^] nODE:1 | `-------------------------------------------------------' @BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ Bizarre96 Party Report The Horror trip to Holland by Jazz/Haujobb^illusion^smoke Keith3o3/RadicalRhythms^Anarchy Acryl/LegendDesign^Session^Acme Cyclone/Abyss^illusion @END_FILE_ID.DIZ Bizarre96 Party Report The Horror trip to Holland by Jazz/Haujobb^illusion^smoke Keith3o3/RadicalRhythms^Anarchy Acryl/LegendDesign^Session^Acme Cyclone/Abyss^illusion The Bizarre Party 1996 was held in Etten-Leur, a small Dutch town near the city of Breda. We arrived at the partyplace at about 7.30 in the morning, 1,5 hours before the official opening of the party. After buying some food and beer in the local shopping mall we got ourselves some dope in a neat coffeeshop called FidoDido. Returning to the partyplace, we had our first shock: Dozens of 15-year-old little boys were brought by their mums and dads!? However, we entered the party, paying 30 guildens. The partyplace seemed quite nice to us, all the people were gathered in one hall. Next to it were the sleeping hall, a nice cafeteria and the cinema, where all compos were shown. As there was still very little action at that time, we went outside again to Acryl's car and had a couple of beers. We had quite a nice time then and the party still seemed quite promising. After a while all of us handed our contributions (2x gfx, 2x module) over to the organizers and afterwards chatted here and there to some party attenders. This soon got boring and we smoked some more in the local park with some funny dudes climbing the trees all of a sudden (feeling like birds?) Feeling hungry, we walked downtown (hoho) and had some frikandelen and fritjes. After walking back we had some more beers and went inside to listen to the module compo. But surprisingly, they didn't play Jazz's tune, and we felt they had sorted out all 4 channel mods. Other rumours say they only played the first 15 tunes in the order they had been handed to them. What a shit! You were not allowed to booze or smoke in the cinema. :( The overall quality of the modules was VERY bad except for maybe 2-3 tunes. We couldn't stand that penetrating music and left the compo to have a seat in the cafeteria (where you heard enough of the music) and only went back into the cinema room when Vic/Acme 's tune was played. After the dissappointing module compo we stayed in the cafeteria and got ourselves some frikandelen (again disgusting hoho) and shouted at all the people coming out of the theatre. The stupid kids didn't even react, maybe their mummies told 'em not to speak with strangers. Some dude got a beer shower from Vic cause he robbed his chair =) hehe he deserved it.. after fooling around we felt very tired and fell asleep in the partycar. Unfortunately we slept a little bit too long and missed the gfx compo. But Keith and Jazz who had seen it, mentioned that there were about 10 entries and only 3 of them were good (Acryl's, Cyclone's and a picture from BenJ/imphobia). The rest of them were non-serious ugly non-quality joke- pictures. The second day was of the same kind as the first day: little action in the main hall (about 200-300 ppl were there, most of them playing Quake or Duke, or running Fasttracker and making gabber shit or whatever). The compos were PC intro and demo, ansi, and (quickly arranged) Amiga compos. All the compos had very low quality entries, only the PC demo compo showed some promising stuff. The winning demo from Trepaan attracted us most. After having some fun outside the partyplace in Acryl's car again, there was voting time. The voting system was supposed to be something really special at the Bizarre party. There was a 'big' network and everyone connected to it could vote. Moreover the organizers provided a voting terminal. In order to vote, you had to type in a number and a particular password which you got when entering the cinema room for the PC demo compo. Somehow we discovered that our handles were written totally wrong, but that might happen to every organizer. As Cyclone wanted to see the other entries of the gfx compo at an organizer's computer, he asked and the organizer said 'no prob, wait a moment'.. After 20 minutes or so he still couldn't display any of the pics due to 'network problems'. We didn't vote ourselves cause it was just too obvious we would win (hehe), so we handed our password sheets over to some partydudes.. The prizegiving ceremony was coming closer and at that time we were really pissed of that party. There was NO PARTY atmosphere at all on both days. All the stupid suckas sat around their computers all day long, playing DJ Bobo music at 120 decibel. No boozing, no smoking, no fun, no action, no fights, no drunken people. You can experience the same atmosphere when you visit the church on Sundays. But we said to ourselves: 'at least we get the fucking money, so who cares?' The results- and prizegiving ceremony started and there were nice surprises how you could make easy bucks with absolutely NO talent at this party. The most shocking fact was that neither Cyclone nor Acryl got under the first three ranks at the gfx compo. We got quite furious and screamed some shit towards the podium. (At least we didn't have to kiss the ugly fat organizer girl hoho). We tried to organize a quick wild compo (fucking the organizers' asses or puking them to death) but we failed due to the lack of time.. What we could not understand either is how those stupid little assholes seemed to even LIKE the event and have a great time.. Organizers: try to use a normal voting system or, if compos are faked in such an obvious way, DISQUALIFY those fuqed up entries that don't deserve it!! Get the fucking pianos out of the sleeping hall (15 year old sons tend to play 2Unlimited music on it and their bitch girlfriends even try to SING!) Party networks SUCK. No decent party needs a party network. This was meant to be a DEMO party, wasn't it? No stupid granny-meeting to play at. To get it clear : We will never visit your party again, NO WAY, ihr Schwuchteln. AND don't start whining about our very critic point of view ... Acryl & Cyclone ( Boozing Party Dudes ) P.S.: some people at the place were quite cool ( well must be around 15 or so ) , we would like to greet you but we almost forgot your names :) ________ __________ _ __________ _ _____ \ _____(_____\ ____///_\ ______///_ \ // _/ \ _ \_ \' _\__________ \_ N0DEo...+49-x1x3-!aSK? _____\/__ \ _(_)_ / \ '/ / N0DE¹...+49-x1x3-!aSK? \ /\// \_ (_) (_) _/ \_ _/ -------------------------\--//--. `-----------'-------------`--------dG!' \// | _ ___________ _ _________ _ _ _________ __________ _ __________ _ | .-\----- \ _______///_\ _ ///__\\\___ \\ ____///_\ ______///_-' | \ _/ _)-----._ | \_ '/ \_ \' _\__________ \_ | \ \ / | / _/ / \ '/ / | \ \_ _/ | / \ / \_ _/. | ____\ _`-----------'------|_____/-----\______/-------------`---------m!' . | \ \/ . | ×-> L·O·S E·N·D·O·S B·B·S <-× : `--------------------------------------------------------------------------' .------------------------------------------------------------------\\---. | \\ | | :____. .____. .____. \\ | | | |____ _______ | | ________ | | _______ \\| |__ _ | | |_\__. \| _|___ \___. \| | ._\__. \_ _ _\\ | | | | | | \_ \_ | | | _| | | \ | | | | | | | | | | |__/ | | | | | | | | : | | | | | | / | | | | | | : | .___/| | | : | : | : | | | | | | | | | | | | | |__ _ | | | | | | | | | _ __| | ¯\_______/|____| |____| |\_______/¯\_______/|________/¯ | | |____| | | : : | | .____. .____. .____. | | ________| | _________ | | _______ | | .____. | | _/ | _|___ ._\ _____/ | | ._\__ \_ | | | | | | . | \_ \| __)__ | | _| | | | | | | | |____| | | | | | | |__/ | . | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / | | | | | | | | | | | | : | | : | | | |/\| | | | | | | | | | | | | : : | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |____|____| |\_______/¯ ¯\_______/|____| |\____/\____/¯ | | |____| |____|·AbN· | | : : : : | | dA uLTiMaTe dEMo BBS for: | | | | aMiGa · pC · cONSoLe · aScII ( c64, aTaRi & aRCHiMEdEs sOOn ) | \ | \\ Node 1 : Node 2 & 3 : | |\\ USR V34+ Modem Euro ISDN | | \\ +49-(0)30-47411057 +49-(0)30-47411058 | | \\ | `---\\------------------------------------------------------------------' [mULTI-cHECK v1.3 by SieGeL/tRSi]