_____ ______ ___ ___ \ __ \ / \ _ \ \/ / /____\ /----\ /___\ / \ p r e s e n t s : ........ :::::: ........ :::::: ........ :::::: :::::: :::::: _ :::::: .::::::. :::::: _| |_ :::::: :::::: |_ _| .::::::. .::::::. | | _______ |_| ....... | | .:::::::. | | ...:::::::::... | | ::: ::::::: ::: ______| |______ ::: ::::: ::: | | ::. ::: .:: | | :::. : .::: | | : :: :: : |______ ______| ::: | | : | | | | | | The way of Christ | | ____ |_______| _______ ___| (___ ____ ____ _____ \_\_ \_ \ | /__| (______| (______| (___ \ \ \_ \__\_ _/ ___ \ .. / / \ \ \ \ /____\_____\ /____\______/__________/ \ \ \ \_________________ /\ \_\_ \_ \_________\_________________ / \ \_\____\ / \ \\|//___/__ /__ _ _ | |____/__ /__ _ __ _ | | / / | Hail thee Warrior | \ / | Who seek the truth of Universe | \/ | Christ shall save thy soul | |___________________________________| ____________________ ____\ /____ ______) (______ _)::| b a c k s l a s h # 3 |::(_ \_::| |::_/ ________ _________ ________ ________ ____ \ /__\_ /_\_ /_\_ /_\ (___ \____ _ \ . \ \ \ ::/_______\_|_______\________\___/\________\ ::. .:: ::| |:: ________ ________ ________ ________|:______ \ _/__\_ /____\_ /_\_ _/__\_ /_______ \_____ \__ \ . \____ \ __ \ :/_______\/__________\_|______\ /_______\___\/ \ ::. _________ .:: /_______\ ::| _______\:::::::/____________|\: ______))___\_______\:::::/_____________\ \___ \: | |\ Help us create the third reich of Christ | | Come and worship at BackSlash #3 | | [ http://backslash.galm.org ] | :____________________________________________| : . _________ ____| the /___ __\/ _| /_ \/__ _ ___ s| /_( creation )_\ |/s \ \__ s| _______ /|s \ \ \ s__) (__ |s________ /\ \ \ s\ /_____ __) ___(____ \/__/_/ s|\_ _/ /____\_ ) \ s| /_____\ __ \____________\ s| /_______\/ \ s| // /________\ : s| |s /::\ _______ |s __\ :/__ _______ _\ ._/___ ___________ \ \/ / _________ _\ /_\_ __ \_______\ . /____\__ /______\_ /_______ \ \_|/ \ ___/_\___| /_)_ _(_/_ /___/ / \ /__// \/________\ ) \ |__/\ / :: / /____________\ //_________\| /____________\ |s \\________/\_____/ // / __| |__ \ | | / \\ // ______________\ /_______________________________________ | | | In the beginning God created the 0 and the 1. | | And the 0 was null and low; and the voltage was minimal and week, | | and the Spirit of Galm moved upon the bytes of the bits | | And God said, Let there be irkk: and there was irkk. | | And God saw the code, that it was good: and God divided the rest fro | | QuakeNet. And God called the rest Leet, and the QuakeNet he called a | | kiddienet. And there was EfNet and there was DalNet, one gay. | | Stop the scroll, lets fast forward | | | | And God said, Let the irkk bring forth forms of art after their kind, | | code, and block, and ascii after their kind: and it was so. | | And God made the ascii after their kind, and the code after their kind, | | and everything that was blocky and ugly after its kind: and God saw that it| | was allmost good. And God said, Let us make sceners in our image, after our| | likeness: and let the have dominion over the ANSI, and over the chipmods | | of the heavens, and over the code, and over all the earth, and over every | | wild compo that creepeth upon the earth. And God created sceners in his own| | image, in the image of God created he him; male and non-female created he | | he them. | | | | And God blessed them: and God said unto them, Be productive, and releas, | | and replenish the warez, and leech them; and have dominion over the lamers | | of the net, and over the chixx on MSN, and over every living thing that | | moveth upon the net. And God said, Behold, I have given you every code | | you might, which is upon the face of all the web, and every BBS, in which | | is the power to produce; to you it shall be for life: and to gamer, | | and to sl*t, and to everything that sucks upon the earth, wherein there | | is no brain, I have given Kazaa and VIP-tickets to dreamhack: and it was | | so. And God saw one thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. | | And there was booze and there was party, the Xth day. | |____________________________________________________________________________| _______ _______ _______ _______ _\ _(____\ _(_____________ _| (____|_ (____|_ ___ |____ |_ ___(______ \ __ |_ .. |_\/ |\/ | )_ |_ /\/____|/ :: | :: |/_________|/_________| | | / /____ /________|__________| _________________ /_______|_______|__ /_____ /_______________________\ _____________ /_________________| | /___________________________\ /_____________________| ____\ | | : | . | Our personal slave, B. Ringholm will now tell you about the | | happiness he found in Galm. | | - At first I was a bit sceptical when I started worshipping | | Jesus, but then The Lord visited me when I was ingesting | | the magical kräm. And The Lord spoke to me: “Thou shall not | | fear my child, for Jesus will save your soul and guide you | | on along the Arian Way.” | | As The Lord said, I began to sacrifice kittens in his | | honor, and after that, everything went all to well. I got a | | well paid job where I can fuck with the Swedish mob and | | pour money over my own kind. | |__________________________________________________________________| _________ .. .. ______________ ___\ ___/____ ___________ \ . /______ | \ \ \ \/ \ .__\____\_ |____/ \_______ . | /__________\ \ ___ \___| /_______\ \ \ . // /____________\__\ \ __ \________\/ //__ \__________\ \/____________________/ / _\\_____________________________________\ /| | | | Thanks to GÜran Phearson, who has done so little for sweden,| | but now its time for us to lead the people along the Way of | | Christ. | |_____________________________________________________________| ______________ _________\\ (_____ ____) _\ :... : |vv/ ___ \vv| : : |vv \ \__ vv| . : :.. |vv \ \ \ vv|______/ |vv /\ \ \ ______\ /_________________/ |vv _____ \/__/_/ \ / ____/_ /_____/ |________ \\ \__\_/ ) // /___\ / | / \______\ /________\- \__________| /___\ vv. /_________\ .vv _// \ \\ vv| |vv /_________\ _______________ ________v \ \ \______ __\ /____ _________ \\ :: \____\ \ \ \__ __\ /____\_ ___/___ \______|v. \________\ / \ __ \ ) \ vv| /_________\_____\/ \_________\ vv| _______ .vv /______\ _______ vv| __\ / |vv __\ / ______________v| \__ __\ ________ |vv________ _________ \__ __\ \_____\ \____/_ \_____\_ .__/____\__ \___\__ ___/_/_ \ \\ \____\ \ \_____\ ___/___ __ \__\ \ \ ) \_____\ \_____| \________\ / ) \___\/ \ \________\________\ vv. //____________\ /_______\ __vv| / . .vv__ \ vv|) /:\ (|vv / \vv/_________//:::\\_________\vv/ __\/ //:::::\\ \/__ / _____) /:::::::::\ (_____// \ ( _ _ ) // ______\\ . | . /__________________________ | \--------------- --------------/ | | | | Jesus reports: | | | | Broadband lowers the amount of teenage parents | | | | This is actually quite simple... if you only got a modem there is no | | chance thet you will get hold of some porno, unless you rent, and then | | everyone will stare at you. Therefore you will search for satisfaction | | somewhere else. Examples: | | | | 1. H&M Commercials | | 2. Kindergarten | | 3. Unprotected One-Night-Stands | | | | As you all probably figured out, the last is the worst. Here there is a | | risk of both spreading STD and small drooling bugs that end up in point 2 | | after a few year. But if you had invested in some high quality broadband | | you son would be dowloading just as high quality porno instead of screwing | | everything is sight. | | | | Isnt peace of mind worth a few bags of toiletpaper and 30USD/month? | |____________________________________________________________________________| _________________ /\ . __\ /__ . /\ ____________\ Teh Prophet /____________ _____) _______ \/ ________ \/ ________ (_____ \ _____)_ __\___ __) -- \___ _______ __)__ __(__ / __) -- \ __ \____\__ ___\\ \___)_ ___\_\_ / / \ ___\\__\/ \ _ /____\ / __ \ ) \_______/ \ /_____\ /______\___/ /____\/ \________\ ____________________________________ /_______\ | //_______________________________________ | The Prophet. | | There shall be a prophet and he shall come the first day of the eleventh | | month He shall appear in the city of the log, and he will wear no pants. | | You will ask him for a number. | | And he will not know. | |___________________________________________________________________________| _______________ . _) g rim (_ . __\ fandango /__ / : _______________| |_______________ : \_____|__\ _______ _______ ______ _______ /__|_____ \ | _| ___/___|_ .__/______|____/_|_ /_____ | / \\ | \ \| / __ / / _ / | // \\ | /___ /__ / /__ /__/ / | // \: //_______\ /______\ /_______\ /_______\ :/ \ ________ ________ _______ _______ ________ ________ _______ _| __/____|_ /___|_ /___|_ /___|_ /___|_ ___/___|_ //___ \ \ . / / / :. / . / / / \| / .. / /_____/ | \___/ /________\/__ / /___ / /___ / :: / /____|____\ /______\_________\ /______\ /______\ //_______\________\ /____________ ____________\ .___________\\\--------------------------------------------------\\\_________. |: // // | | | | What is this? Out whore… shipper Grim Fandango wants to make a shoutout. | | - Before I found Jesus, I used to worship Hanson, you probably remember | | them. Those cute little boys with long, blond hair. I used to jerk of | | while shouting “Oh Taylor!!! OOOOH TAYLOOOR!!!”. And when I thought | | no-one was listening, I used to sing mmmbop for myself. But then my | | mom caught me red handed with my trousers down, literarily. After she | | had smacked me with her belt, she sent me to Galm to learn how to love | | Jesus Christ. And now everything is so much better, now I only dream | | wet dreams about Hanson, and worship Christ during the day. Too bad my | | doctor told me I got syphilis and only 3 months left to live, but then | | I will finally se Jesus Christ, The Lord Almighty, HALLELUJAH! | | Mmmbop… | |____________________________________________________________________________| ___ _______) |_ _\ | | ____ : | __\ |___ ____________ . ________ : _| ._/___|__ /__ . _| /____\ __ |_ :: / \ \ /______\ |________/ / /_____________\ /_______\\ . ____ /_____________: :_____________/\ . \ ))________\ \____________/ \/____________________ | | | Hi everyone, this is uncle haklars speaking. Ever heard of the nice powder | | everyone calls anthrax? I have. Lately, there has been much talk about it | | where i workm at irca ettan. However, it´s not so easy to get hold of. | | I have been in contact with my friends from the years in Treblinka and | | manage to get a big bag full of it. Let´s ponder about what you can do | | with it. Everyone knows that there are certain groups of gay people that | | doesn´t deserver to live, like cro, bafh and other scumbags. Retaliate | | quickly, send them small bags of evil powder that will eat away their | | flesh, i cant, i have ig <70. | |____________________________________________________________________________| _________ __\ /__ | t j c | ___ _| | __________ \ \__ | __________ | ____\_ /____ \ \ \ | \ /______\ / \\ /\ \ \ | \__ __\\ /__/ \ \/__/_/ ___| /_____\ \\ \__\ /____________\\ _\ | \______\ |__ _____) |____ __ . | (____ _____\\_______------//_____| : //___________________ | | | Hi there, my dear Jesus Satellites! My name is Jallabert and I am | | addicted to groupsex with girls named Lars. Why you might ask? Well, I | | will explain it all to you! I have formed a special group for special | | (handicapped) people called TJC. The basic concept of the group is to | | gather crappy sceners into a single group instead of leaving them | | groupless. So anyway, when you have been active in this group for too | | long, like I have, you will automaticly turn into a weird looking | | homosexual with a strange haircut in need of some badass cock. To | | fullfill my needs, I prefer to sexually abuse girls (former boys) known | | as Lars, just because they "feel" more powerful and they remind me | | about Haklars. | | | | Therefore, I command you all to join TJC and feel some LARS-power! | | | | HEIL JESUS! | | | | | | Oh, and by the way, TJC IS RECRUITING! JOIN US NOW! THERE IS ALWAYS A | | PLACE FOR YOU IN OUR GROUP EVEN IF YOU'RE JUST HALF AS WORTHLESS AS | | WE ARE! | |_________________________________________________________________________| [ g r e e t z ] ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ ________ _| ___/__|_ .__/__|_ ___/__|_ ___/__|_ /__|_ /______ \ \| |_ __ |_ ) |_ ) |_ |_ __ |_ /_____|______|_\| | | | | |__| |__|/_______| /________________|______\\_|______\\_|______\\ |______\\ _________| |________________________________________\ ____ _/\_ \\\// / \ \__/ /(. .)\ -- zabu --[][]-- -- moh /..\ -- woffel ///\_/|\\ \ (_ / \o / _| |_ /____\ (thanks for the text /\/\ ( ) ( ) |||| about tjc) _/\_ //---\\ || ______ ( ) _ _ /" --()-()-- -- lithis o_o -- xzipolito ( o\ -- buzzie / /_ \ _\ /_ / ._) \ .__. / \_|_/ / \_ \ |____| _|_ \ / |_ |_ \___/ _ - __ <@ @> -- retro o O| -- jayzon [__] _/(_)\_ ( - | |__| -- granma \___/ \__: /- -\ _____ /minttu\ / --- \ \______/ /\_ @(.>-<.)@ /(((\ /\ \\ \( )/ -- datachild //o O\\ -- theodore //\\ \\ /__(__\ )_-_( \\// // \/_// _ _ \/ \\||// ^^ \___/ / o''o \ -- darksun (((\\ -- ize <0=0> -- acggbg \.____./ |o_o| | ´() -\__/- \_/ || || ´| |` /_|_\ ___ _ |__| _ _^^^_ Oo \ _//_( oo )_\\_ (o_o) -- Pogue \= ( ) -- insider \\ \_--_/ // -- stammie |\ /| _/_/ | | _\\//_ _______ (/()// )o o( (@.@) /\ _(_o_o_)_ -- chaleb / -- \ -- penpen _| _ |_/.\\ -- ^thaione^ \ \ / / |_~~~~_| ||/ \|// \/ \ / (lodastio) \\\// ´| | (and his axe) | \// (__|__) ____ (()(!/#(() /\ (____)__ ((78!#(((# --- algar (..) -- hiphopbarzan / o\o -- darshi )) o o () ( o ) \ -/ )) (_ (( (fuck tjc) _\--/_ /_/\_\ \____/ _ _ . . (.)(.) _~~~~~~~~_ |=====| / (__) \ -- beepdealers \ o~~~~o / -- dansken __/o o\__ -- psychad \_\__/_/ \__--__/ ( /__O__\ ) _||_ (chipdisk#2!?!) \/ _\ /_ _~~~_ .- -. _ _ __(.) (.)__ | o o | |\_ _/| ( .)___(. ) -- ROLF. D __- -__ -- negerkim |_|.|_| -- LARS! \_\ /_/ -(_______)- .-(_ _)-. (_ . _) \_____/ / / \ \ (sinnpaj) | | / \ and everyone at : [ b l a c k b i r d i e ] ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ __ _| (___|_ (___|_ (___|_ (___|_ // /_____ \ |_ |_ .. |_ |_ |_ /___/ ..: /_/ /_/ / /_/ / /________\/_______\/_______\________\/__________\ ______ ____ ______ ______ ____ _______ _| (______|__(_|_ ._(___|_ (______|__(_|_ __(_____ ___ \ |_ |_ _ |_ . |_ |_ ) |_ . / /___/ ..: / /_/ / .: / /_ / / /________\_______\/_______\________\_______\/________\ / /__________________ \ ))___________________________________________\ released at blackbirdie 6 nov2004 ascii by eleric, text by kaustic. ----------------------------------[ the end ]----------------------------------- _____ _______ _____ _______ ________ ___\ (___ ____\ ((___ _\ ___/_\_ . /______ \ / | | \__: / /___\_ /______\ / //____________\ |__// \__/ \__/ //_____________\ ( c ) / [ w w w . g a l m . o r g ]