; Illusion Bulletin Board System
; Version 1.99 beta 7
; Written by Kyle Oppenheim and Billy Ma
;
; Teleconference actions
; 05/20/97
;
; Each action definition has 5 lines:
;   1st:  Action name
;   2nd:  String that the object sees
;   3rd:  String that everyone else sees
;   4th:  String that the user who initiated the action sees
;   5th:  String that everyone sees if no object
;
; There are three types of action definitions:
;   1st:  If action never has an object, then the 2nd and 3rd strings should
;         not be used.
;   2nd:  If the action requires an object, then the 5th string should not be
;         used.
;   3rd:  If the object is optional, all strings should be used.
;
; There are three special MCI codes available for actions:
;   @obj@   replaced with the object's user name
;   @user@  replaced with the user name of the user who initiated the action
;   @sex@   replaced with either "him" or "her" depending on @user@'s gender
;
bearhug @obj@
|W@user@ is giving you a bearhug!
|W@user@ is giving @obj@ a bearhug!
|W...Crunch!
n/a
;
birthday @obj@
|W@user@ is wishing you a happy birthday!
|W@user@ is wishing @obj@ a happy birthday!
|W...Happy birthday!
n/a
;
bless @obj@
|W@user@ is blessing you.
|W@user@ is blessing @obj@.
|W...Bless you!
n/a
;
blink
n/a
n/a
|W...Blink, blink.
@user@ is blinking innocently.
;
blush
n/a
n/a
|W...How lovely!
|W@user@ is blushing a lovely shade of red.
;
bow @obj@
|W@user@ is bowing humbly towards you.
|W@user@ is bowing humbly to @obj@.
|W...How humble of you!
|W@user@ is bowing.
;
brb
n/a
n/a
|W...I'll be waiting!
|W@user@ will be right back!
;
burp
n/a
n/a
|W...Excuse you!
|W@user@ is having gastrointestinal difficulties.
;
caress @obj@
|W@user@ is caressing you gently.
|W@user@ is caressing @obj@ gently.
|W...Mmmmmm.
n/a
;
cheer
n/a
n/a
|W...Hip Hip Hooray!
|W@user@ is cheering!
;
chuckle
n/a
n/a
|W...Heh heh heh.
|W@user@ is chuckling under @sex@ breath.
;
clap
n/a
n/a
|W...Yay!
|W@user@ is clapping wildly!
;
comfort @obj@
|W@user@ is comforting you and offering sympathy.
|W@user@ is comforting @obj@ and offering sympathy.
|W...How nice of you!
n/a
;
cough
n/a
n/a
|W...Cough, cough.
|W@user@ is coughing nervously.
;
cry
n/a
n/a
|W...Waaaaaah!
|W@user@ is crying.
;
cuddle @obj@
|W@user@ is cuddling against you.
|W@user@ is cuddling against @obj@.
|W...Warm?
n/a
;
dance @obj@
|W@user@ is dancing with you.
|W@user@ is dancing with @obj@.
|W...Fast or slow?
n/a
;
embrace @obj@
|W@user@ warmly embraces you.
|W@user@ warmly embraces @obj@.
|W...Aww...
n/a
;
faint
n/a
n/a
|W...Don't fall!
|W@user@ faints from exhaustion.
;
fart @obj@
|W@user@ farts in your direction.
|W@user@ farts at @obj@.
|W...What's that smell?
|W@user@ cuts the cheese!
;
flirt @obj@
|W@user@ is flirting with you.
|W@user@ is flirting with @obj@.
|W...Good looking?
n/a
;
french @obj@
|W@user@ french kisses you.
|W@user@ shoves @sex@ tongue down @obj@'s throat.
|W...Deep throat!
n/a
;
frown @obj@
|W@user@ is frowning at you.
|W@user@ is frowning at @obj@.
|W...Awww, what's wrong?
|W@user@ is frowning darkly.
;
gasp
n/a
n/a
...Gasp!
|W@user@ is gasping in disbelief!
;
geek @obj@
|W@user@ is calling you a geek.
|W@user@ is calling @obj@ a geek.
|W...Look who's talking!
n/a
;
giggle
n/a
n/a
|W...Heh.
|W@user@ is giggling in a fit of uncrontrollable mirth.
;
glare @obj@
|W@user@ is glaring at you.
|W@user@ is glaring at @obj@.
|W...How disapproving!
n/a
;
grin @obj@
|W@user@ is grinning slyly at you.
|W@user@ is grinning slyly at @obj@.
|W...Big grin!
|W@user@ is grinning from ear to ear.
;
groan
n/a
n/a
|W...Ugh.
|W@user@ is groaning.
;
growl @obj@
|W@user@ is growling at you.
|W@user@ is growling at @obj@.
|W...Grrrr.
|W@user@ is growling.
;
grumble
n/a
n/a
|W...Grumble, grumble.
|W@user@ is grumbling under @sex@ breath.
;
handshake @obj@
|W@user@ is shaking hands with you.
|W@user@ is shaking hands with @obj@.
|W...Shake shake.
n/a
;
hi5 @obj@
|W@user@ slams you five!
|W@user@ high-fives @obj@!
|W...Slammin'!
n/a
;
hum
n/a
n/a
|W...Hmm hum.
|W@user@ is humming a little tune.
;
hug @obj@
|W@user@ hugs you tightly.
|W@user@ hugs @obj@ tightly.
|W...How sweet.
n/a
;
jab @obj@
|W@user@ is jabbing you in the ribs.
|W@user@ is jabbing @obj@ in the ribs.
|W...Ouch!
n/a
;
kick @obj@
|W@user@ kicks you from heck and back!
|W@user@ kicks @obj@ from heck and back!
|W...That musta hurt!
n/a
;
kiss @obj@
|W@user@ kisses you lightly on the cheek.
|W@user@ kisses @obj@ on the cheek.
|W...How sweet!
n/a
;
laugh @obj@
|W@user@ is laughing at you!
|W@user@ is laughing at @obj@!
|W...Hahaha.
|W@user@ is laughing @sex@ fool head off!
;
lick @obj@
|W@user@ licks your body all over.
|W@user@ licked @obj@ all over!
|W...Mmmmm...
n/a
;
look @obj@
|W@user@ is looking you over.
|W@user@ is looking @obj@ over.
|W...Like what you see?
|W@user@ is looking around.
;
massage @obj@
|W@user@ is massaging you gently.
|W@user@ is massaging @obj@ gently.
|W...How nice!
n/a
;
moan
n/a
n/a
|W...Ahhhmmmmm.
|W@user@ is moaning loudly.
;
nibble @obj@
|W@user@ is nibbling at you.
|W@user@ is nibbling at @obj@.
|W...Nibble nibble.
n/a
;
nod @obj@
|W@user@ is nodding at you.
|W@user@ is nodding at @obj@.
|W...Nod.
|W@user@ is nodding affirmatively.
;
nudge @obj@
|W@user@ is nudging you.
|W@user@ is nudging @obj@.
|W...Nudge.
n/a
;
pinch @obj@
|W@user@ just pinched you.
|W@user@ just pinched @obj@.
|W...Ouch.
n/a
;
piss @obj@
|W@user@ pisses on you.
|W@user@ pisses all over @obj@.
|W...Ahhh.
|W@user@ relieves himself.
;
ponder
n/a
n/a
|W...Lost in space?
|W@user@ is pondering the universe.
;
pose @obj@
|W@user@ is posing for you!
|W@user@ is posing for @obj@!
|W...Strike that pose!
n/a
;
pout
n/a
n/a
|W...What's wrong?
|W@user@ is pouting.
;
punch @obj@
|W@user@ punchs you silly!
|W@user@ punchs @obj@ silly!
|W...Pow!
|W@user@ swings @sex@ fists wildly.
;
scowl
n/a
n/a
|W...Grrrrr.
|W@user@ is scowling.
;
scream
n/a
n/a
|W...AAAAHHHHH!
|W@user@ is screaming!
;
screw @obj@
|W@user@ wants to screw you badly!
|W@user@ wants to screw @obj@ badly!
|W...CyberSex!
n/a
;
shiver
n/a
n/a
|W...Cold?
|W@user@ is shivering in the cold.
;
shoot @obj@
|W@user@ blows a hole through your head.
|W@user@ blew @obj@'s head off.
|W...BANG!
|W@user@ shoots a few blank rounds.
;
shrug
n/a
n/a
|W...Shrug.
|W@user@ is shrugging @sex@ shoulders.
;
sigh
n/a
n/a
|W...Sigh.
|W@user@ is sighing wistfully.
;
slap @obj@
|W@user@ slaps you across the face!
|W@user@ slaps @obj@ across the face!
|W...Slap!
n/a
;
smile @obj@
|W@user@ is smiling at you.
|W@user@ is smiling at @obj@.
|W...Show those pearly whites!
|W@user@ is smiling widely.
;
smirk
n/a
n/a
|W...Heh.
|W@user@ is smirking wryly.
;
smooch @obj@
|W@user@ is making out with you!
|W@user@ is making out with @obj@!
|W...Pucker up!
n/a
;
sneeze
n/a
n/a
|W...Ah choo!
|W@user@ sneezes.
;
snicker
n/a
n/a
|W...Snicker!
|W@user@ is snickering under @sex@ breath.
;
sniff @user@
|W@user@ is sniffing you.
|W@user@ is sniffing @obj@.
|W...Sniff.
|W@user@ is sniffing.
;
sob
n/a
n/a
|W...Awww...
|W@user@ is sobbing.
;
spew @obj@
|W@user@ vomits all over you.
|W@user@ vomits on @obj@.
|W...Yuck!
|W@user@ projectile vomits.
;
spit @obj@
|W@user@ just spit on you.
|W@user@ just spit on @obj@.
|W...Splat!
|W@user@ spits in disgust!
;
tease @obj@
|W@user@ is teasing you half to death!
|W@user@ is teasing @obj@ half to death!
|W...Having fun?
n/a
;
think
n/a
n/a
|W...You ponder a moment.
|W@user@ is deep in thought.
;
tickle @obj@
|W@user@ is tickling you!
|W@user@ is tickling @obj@!
|W...Haha!
n/a
;
undress @obj@
|W@user@ mentally undresses you.
|W@user@ is mentally undressing @obj@.
|W...These buttons are tough!
n/a
;
wave @obj@
|W@user@ is waving at you!
|W@user@ is waving at @obj@!
|W...Wave!
|W@user@ is waving!
;
whimper
n/a
n/a
|W...Whimper.
|W@user@ is whimpering quietly.
;
whistle
n/a
n/a
|W...Phoo-to-tweet?
|W@user@ is whistling a little tune.
;
wink @obj@
|W@user@ winks at you.
|W@user@ winked at @obj@.
|W...Wink.
|W@user@ winks.
;
yawn
n/a
n/a
|W...Get some sleep!
|W@user@ yawns loudly.
;
yell
n/a
n/a
|W...That's loud!
|W@user@ is yelling quite loudly!
;
zap @obj@
|W@user@ just zapped the living shinola out of you!
|W@user@ just zapped the living shinola out of @obj@!
|W...Zap!
n/a
