___________ __________ \ /_____________ __ ___________\ / / ___ // \ \/ \_\ _ / _\ _ / / \__\ /_\__ __ / \ _/__ \\/ //\\ /_//\ / \/ / \// /\ \ / \ (/ \\/ \/ \ / /\___/\__\ \ _/__ /___/_______/ \ : :: :::\____________/::::::::::::\/::::\/::::::::::\__________/::: :: : Perkele Plus, an Siemens SL45i demo presented at Assembly '02. Contraz and Excess join forces to bring you the greatest in 1 bit insanity! Code by Concrete and Kusma, music by Gloom. Gfx by all of us. It rocks. 90% of people not loving this demo have admitted to being homosexuals. Coincidence? We think not. See it now to reassure yourself of your sexuality. The Siemens SL45i is one of the first cellphones to feature a Java 2 Micro Edition virtual machine. Unfortunately, it is extremely slow, at least compared to the newer phones out there. Fortunately, we are trained in the ancient oriental ninja art of "Hai-Toaaaa" (roughly translated as "extreme skillz"). Therefore, we proudly present amazing visuals and dazzling audio in a tight little package. (A bit like Kusma, really. The demo, however, can actually be muted.) Whip out your SL45i (You DO have an SL45i, don't you? If not, run out and get one, then continue reading.) and whack it in the sync-station. Transfer the files in the archive to a folder on your MMC card, and navigate there with the card explorer. Select the "Demo.class" file, and "open" it. Voila, Hey Presto etc. etc. Best served chilled, and may contain nuts. Questions? Job offers, or perhaps an insane amount of money you wish to get rid of? email us at: Concrete (Balder Mørk): balderm@ifi.uio.no Kusma (Erik Faye-Lund): eflund@online.no Gloom (Bent Stamnes): bent@lorien.no ...or yell like there's no tomorrow. __________ ____/\ \ / .-------- - \ \/ // - ---[ e X C E S s ! ]----------------------. | /\_______\____/ //__________ _____________ ______ __________ | | / _______/ //_\ _ \_ ______/ ___/_ ____/_ | _ _/ __/_ / // /_____/ __/_ ______ \_ ___ \_ __ | \\ / \_/ //\ / \_ / \_ / / / // | | \\ / / // \ / / / / / / / // | |___\\ ________/ // \ ________/\ ________/\ ________/\ ________//____| . \/ / //\ \/ \/ \/ \/ . '------- - / // /______\ - --------------------sCr/sAc!-------------' /____ // \ // \/ Q: Is this a demo for the Siemens SL45i mobile phone? A: Why, yes, it is! Cool, huh? Q: Extremely. Who made this tasty little tidbit? A: We did. Contraz and Excess in a devastating co-op venture. Q: Awesome! So, how can I watch it? A: Well. Whip out your SL45i, or simply watch the video capture. Q: Will do. Who were the first to have the pleasure of viewing it? A: Why, the good people of Assembly 2002, of course! --- end of file as we know it